March 2012
Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Effie: Primrose Everdeen
Katniss: Wow that sucks it was nice knowing you
People with Uteruses v. The Government (with a...
PWU: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
PWU: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
PWU: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
PWU: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
PWU: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
I hope Rick Santorum's OTP get stranded in two...
lordofthemoustaches:
Seeing as how his OTP is probably Rick Santorum and The White House, I sincerely hope so, too.
If You Love Benedict Cumberbatch, Reblog This So I...
itsmyfoxhat:
nerdswords:
oh-by-the-angel:
I Need To Follow More Of You Guys.
“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict…”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via moriartea)
there is no key.: genuinelycornflakes: bendybaps:... →
genuinelycornflakes:
bendybaps:
captainfriedatimber:
shurrlawck:
Oh god, what if Moriarty’s whole plan was to get John to kill himself because he thought Sherlock was dead? And Sherlock comes out of hiding, all excited to see John again and then finds out he’s gone. And he…
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews
)
I hope Rick Santorum's OTP get stranded in two...
February 2012
thymosophos:
aurorcharm:
Moriarty’s is definitely the best.
I'm hilarious
bbcsherlockftw:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
Oh my GOD
