Hi! I'm Naomi and I am a proud Nerdfighter, Starkid, Potterhead, Cumberbitch, Whovian, and Sherlocked.

DFTBA and Best Wishes!
I suppose this used to happen quite often

James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
The Team Starkid FAQ page

Q. Why Does Draco Roll On The Ground?
A. Draco Has Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo.
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A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

ohyeahtumbleryeahxo: This is my dog so bad haha.

ohyeahtumbleryeahxo:

This is my dog so bad haha.


me when i started out on tumblr: omg that's such a cute picture *reblog* and asdkjf i love this *reblog* *reblog* *reblog* and this theme is so cool with all its effects and colours oh god
me now: oh no that doesn't go with my current colours at all and anyway the colours are too vivid and i can't post too much green, i mean i don't want to become a green blog or something.

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

eenjolras:

toss, toss.

lastofthetimeladies:

insurgentlys:

it’s always you and her, isn’t it? long after the rest of us have gone.

#stares at computer screen #flings lap top out of window #goes to dw headquarters #cries while setting fire to the building (via burnupasun)

j9tigger: lolsofunny: Let’s not beat around the bush here… OR SHALL WE?! Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit. And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say, “For the fighting spirit.” ^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit… What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time. Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse. reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT. Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box” IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT’S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT! Tampocalypse. I love the internet.  I would buy the shit outta that. This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

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