babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

  • River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
  • TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU

awesomewriternerdfighter:

annadork:

kidlightning:

olisyk0:

can u not

“what is even air”

can u not

Did you know that Big Ben and the London Eye were built specifically for the Sherlock opening credits? They were also demolished immediately after filming.

I am so so sorry for the stupid part of this fandom I belong to
I swear we aren’t all like this

randomfandomconfessions:

gforcejedi:

cumberbitchsandwich:

graceemacee:

Benedict Cookiebatch

Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.

be proud of yourself benedictyou won life

It’s literally a Batch of cookies. I am 1,000,000% done.

randomfandomconfessions:

gforcejedi:

cumberbitchsandwich:

graceemacee:

Benedict Cookiebatch

Forget movie posters, you know you’ve made it when your face ends up on baked goods.

be proud of yourself benedict
you won life

It’s literally a Batch of cookies. I am 1,000,000% done.

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

akatriel-rowanborn:

oh-mylord-disick:

Omg

WOULD PEOPLE STOP POSTING PICS FROM THOR 2 WITHOUT LABELING IT ‘SPOILERS’?! GEEZ.

akatriel-rowanborn:

oh-mylord-disick:

Omg

WOULD PEOPLE STOP POSTING PICS FROM THOR 2 WITHOUT LABELING IT ‘SPOILERS’?! GEEZ.

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

deeperstateofmind:

whitelaws:

omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes

sausage hands

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

cadaverousgallant:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

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sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH

scareeps:

those booty shorts really bring out your personality

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

thewicked-eternity